Tom Hamilton, on Shin-Soo Choo admitting that he's worried about being hit by a pitch when facing left-handed pitchers
"That's like telling your prom date you have 4 or 5 canker sores ... That means you're getting a heck of a handshake at the end of the night. 'Thanks for the corsage, loser.'"

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